Jesse "The Body" Van Santen
Skills: Cane Swords, Master Frodo Impersonator, Catches Flies With His Tongue

Anthony"Juicepockets" Parslow
Skills: Chief Hobo and Ammonia Fiend

Christian "The Mop" Buss
Skills: Hairstylist to the stars, Closet Marxist Revolutionary (but works in finance at a bank)

Thomas "Fidget and Fixit" Buss
Skills: Pigeon-like sense of direction. Inhales quantities of epoxy with only minor nervous system damage.

Oh Wait guys, maybe we should go over here.

On the left: Tijs "Uncle Rico" Van Santen
Skills: Looking good in the neighbordhood, Monkey Whisperer, Samurai Stars.